First, why am I doing a mass review of the summer of '07 in August, isn't summer still going? Well any movie fan worth their weight in popcorn knows August is where movies go to die. So nothing particularly interesting will likely come along this month. Second, some of you may be upset that I'm not doing more in-depth reviews on some of these films. As it stands I'm posting this way after the release dates of most of these so I feel that more than the "capsule" style would be somewhat irrelevant. Anything there is to say has been said. I'm writing them at all because I haven't weighed in yet an we all know that my opinion is paramount in all of your lives.
License to Wed
A romantic comedy starring Mandy Moore sounds good on paper. Pairing her with "Office" cutie John Krasinski is an even better one. Casting Robin Williams and the couple's man-of-the-cloth foil is where this movie went terribly, horribly wrong. It's very difficult when watching these types of movies because you know the end result. Hell, in this case the couple started out together. Williams' purpose in the film is to try to tear them apart to prove that they belong together. And the whole mess unfurls so slowly that when you get to the eventual conclusion, not only do you not care in even the slightest, you have a strong hatred for all involved. Even the extras. D
Knocked Up
Another type of romcom, the dirty kind. This is the eventual endpoint of all slacker/stoner comedies: unexpected pregnancy hijinks. Katherine Heigl plays it straight as the unwilling incubator of Seth Rogen's lovechild and to her credit escapes relatively unscathed. Rogen on the other hand, although grasping for redemption late in the film, spends the FAAAAAAAR too long runtime being all kinds of juvenile, disgusting, misogynistic and irritating. They both, however, commit the cardinal sin of all romantic comedies: No romance, little comedy. D
Shrek the Third
The Shrek films have a history of taking pop-culture, fairy tales and fart jokes and spinning pure comedic gold out of them. For the third installment however, they produced the lamest retelling of Arthurian legend since First Knight. Nothing works in this overstuffed, under-plotted bore. The gags that have left kids and adults alike rolling in the past come off here as flat and smug. And the brilliant casting of Eric Idle as Merlin in a series that has used magic so perfectly in the past plays here more like an unremembered cameo. As eagerly as I awaited the release of this film, I wait with dread for the inevitable fourth installment with a glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe the team can pull it out of their asses and back together. C
Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer
Oh, another comic books movie. I had zero expectations for this one as the first was so very bad. But this had slightly more potential as it could drop the deeply boring origin story and move on to some serious team fighting of Silver Surfer (who's not really, technically, a bad guy). And, actually, it wasn't so bad. I feel like the producers and writers, and to a certain extent actors, realized the level of film that they were in: hokey. They played to it, and made what was sure to be a painful superhero flick into a real popcorn film. Fun and entertaining in a totally not-stupid way. Sure they made comic-staple character Galactus into a giant planet-eating storm cloud. Sure Jessica Alba's makeover made her look more alien than the completely CG Surfer. Sure the Surfer never uttered his signature line "...the power cosmic...". But it was fun, not nearly as overwrought as the first one and in many ways, less stupid. So, good on them. B
Sicko
Reviewing a Michael Moore film isn't so much about the film but whether you agree with the point of view. His films are so polarizing that saying you liked or disliked it is akin to thumbing your nose at the opposing camp. This film is one that shouldn't create that reaction as it's all about health care reform: how it's done internationally and exploring maybe how it should be done here. Sure his tactics oftentimes far overshadow the message but the message is what matters, and like most of his films I feel it's important that everyone watch this. Love him or hate him he brings up issues that need to be talked about and perspective that don't often get heard. On this particular film? Never have I wanted to move to England more. B+
Ratatouille
Disney-Pixar's ability to deliver amazing animation and beautiful character's can't be denied. But, let's discuss the writing shall we? Plot-wise these movies run the gamut from brilliant to ineffectual, as to how many are in each category, I would say many trend towards the latter (Monsters Inc.) while a select few hit the apex (the aptly titled The Incredibles). Ratatouille, named after a funny sounding food, is about a rat who longs to be a gourmet chef. Likable characters aside, the concept just isn't interesting enough to sustain our attention through. Everything is likable enough, but the boredom far outweighs any interest that could be gleaned from this paper-thin plot. C-
Transformers
The third most anticipated film of the year for me, Transformers has the most going against it: Cult-classic translated to film by extraordinarily pompous, overblown director (Michael Bay), and the untested marketability of Shia LaBeouf. The effects really make this movie. Could Bay's team really translate the giant battling robots to the screen? The answer is a resounding yes. The Transformers themselves are so cool as to be marveled at. They look and feel real and right. The plot, like many of Bay's films could easily be summed up by monkeys, it's not complex. Good vs. Evil. LaBeouf proves himself to be surprisingly good at comedy and playing against enormous CG robots. In short, lame movie that's ridiculously cool. B
I now pronounce you Chuck & Larry
Adam Sandler has a filmic niche that he fills with aplomb: fratboy-style douchey comedy. In general his movies are offensive but harmlessly so. He's made fun of golf, the disabled, fatherhood, Satan and countless other things in his career. Here he makes fun of the gays. Just guess how I fell about that. To be perfectly honest, after debating this film for a bit, what bothers me the most, is really, sadly, nothing that could've been avoided. They played the gays for laughs and tried to shoehorn in a positive message. I feel that even doing that, they did it poorly, but I'm beginning to think that had they not been SO FAR OVER THE TOP the target audience would've been so confused by the lack of swishiness that the message would've been missed completely. I wish that they had taken the responsibility of social consciousness even a little seriously and not made every gay character so very stereotypical, but again, the target audience wouldn't have been able to comprehend that. So, I upgrade my review because frankly the fact that the minuscule message got out there at all is better than nothing. C
The Simpsons Movie
After 18 years on the air, and no end in sight, "The Simpsons" is one of the best known cartoon families of all time. Since the heyday of their popularity movie talk has come up. For reasons I don't know, it's never materialized. As the years wore on and popularity waned, talk had lessened. But now it's here and it's great. Hearkening back to the glory days of the show, the movie plays like an episode became that has grown to truly awesome proportions. The jokes are quick, funny, and well done. The animation, surprisingly 2-D, is beautiful. And, at 87 minutes it doesn't overstay its welcome. The perfect summer movie! A
Hairspray
The original John Waters film is, at least to me, a classic. A film about racism being shattered by dancing. In 2001 it became a successful Broadway musical, which has now been made a movie. The music and the dancing and the acting and the message are all fantastic. In fact the worst part is John Travolta's creepy prosthetic drag performance which isn't bad per se, just... creepy. But I have no complaints. Well the soundtrack is infectious and is invading my mind, but that happens. A
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
WOW. Beautifully adapted from the enormous book (Longest of the books, shortest of the movies, hmmm) the 5th Harry Potter movie is the beginning of the war, the coming of the darkness and a continuation of the theme of loss and sadness that permeates all 7 books. The three main actors have grown remarkably as the movies have gone on and the new actors play their roles with eerie accuracy. Imelda Staunton in particular is chillingly amazing as the horrifically evil Delores Umbridge, while Helena Bonham Carter gives us a glimpse of what's to come in her future portrayals of Bellatrix Lestrange. But the real story is how the film portrays Dumbledore's Army, a group of young wizard's led by Harry who practice their magic in preparation for fighting ultimate evil. While this key plot point is handled better in the book, people who don't feel like wading through the 859 page tome will get the point. All of the plot points are hit in a way that the average viewer will get it. But the original book, as it should, gives so very much more. But as an adaptation, this is the 5th straight Harry Potter to get it right. A+