February 08, 2009

Here's my problem with "Heroes"

I'm an big fan of NBC's "Heroes". I'm a nerd with a comic/superhero background and a TV addict so I should be hopelessly devoted right? Not quite.

While I watch the show weekly, I have some major problems with the way the show is put together. Before you balk, this is not going to be another "my how the mighty has fallen anti-'Heroes'" rant. It's just, similar.

What day is it?

At what rate does time pass in this universe? How much time has passed between "Villains" and the just started "Fugitives" arc? 1 month? 6 months? 3 hours? If they said on screen I missed it, but regardless time moves at a weird pace, especially between arcs. This isn't normally a huge problem is shows, but in one as serialized as "Heroes" knowing the timeline is essential so you can follow the drama. Without time (and yes I'm ignoring the actual time travel stories, I'm referring specifically to "real time") there's little to no urgency, you have no way of knowing when the cataclysmic event will happen. There's the looming doom, of course, but you never know how close the doom is. It takes a lot of the tension away. And, it's bloody confusing.

You can do what now?

Super powers are a tricky thing, you have to remain consistent. You don't want to get too stupid with abilities (I'm looking at you "The 4400") and, once you establish powers, you can't radically change everything to make things cooler (there are ways to do everything in sci-fi people. You don't have to resort to "secondary mutations" X-Men). The "Villains" arc really messed with everyone. Let's break it down"

  •     Nikki's heretofore unknown twin sister (there's a thrid too!) Tracy appears. Same actress, new powers.
  • Arthur Petrelli's power absorbtion ability casued at least two characters, Peter and Hiro, to lose their powers. Or did they?
  • Mohinder's power granting serum gave super powers to himself, and Ando (as well as numerous soldiers)

Nikki/Tracy I can get over, I've watched enough soaps to get unknown twins. But, Arthur and the serum piss me off. So, Peter lost his powers to his dad and then injected himself with the serum reactivating his powers (it seems). How? His powers should be in his DNA which Mohinder claims the serum rewrites, so unless Arthur's power was to suck out your powers and rewrite your DNA to that of a baseline human how would the serum have helped him exactly? After the injection Peter flew (seemingly copying his brother's powers by proximity, which is his power). Now in "Fugitives" Peter's power seems to work off of touch. Why? And how did that happen? Lazy writing? As for Ando's "supercharge" power, I'm guessing that the writers are going to use it as an everypower, a "we have no idea what we're doing so, hey Ando can do it" ability. Wild guess, Ando will give Hiro his powers back accidently.

And, why does Matt now have precognative drawing? Did the hallucinatory ghost of the African guy give it to him through magic African guy powers? How?

Look, I still like the show, I really do. But, in order to keep moving forward and if it hopes to EVER return the heights of it's 1st season glory something needs to be done. Characters need to remain consistent (If you need help guys, rent some of your own DVDs, or, hell ask your fans), plots need to go somewhere, time needs to be relevant, and everyone needs to stop being aimlessly evil for the sake of being the ominous macguffin of the week. This isn't "Lost" people.

And, really, pick a direction with Sylar. I don't really care which one, but pick one.

October 12, 2008

Mini rewiews: what I'm reading

Due to various circumastances that I'm not going into, I've been reading a lot. My days at Borders left me with quite the backlog of books to struggle through. Luckily this has been rewarding as I've just finished a fantatic read in "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card. the first in a sprawling series, the story follows a super genius child as he is groomed for millitart command. The story is not for the squeamish as it harshly shows mental and physical anguish all for the sake of honing the best leader. But the story of triumph over adversity at all costs and of the struggle to be loved is a powerful one. highly recomended even if it may spurn you to read the whole series (8-9 books with an equally long companion series) Next up, i'm plugging along in the audio version of"The devil wears Prada" and loving it despiste reader Rachel Leigh Cook's lack of affect. I've also begun Charlaine Harris' "Dead until dark" a quirky and cute story that is also the inspiration for HBO's "True Blood". While the story of a sharp-tongued waitress finding love with a vampire is fun so far, I can't figure out how it will sustain itself over the next 6 books. So there you are dear reader, some readng to fill your long days and an audio book to fill your commute.

September 07, 2008

Life sucks, then you work at an aquarium

When I left Borders, i really thought that my life would improve tenfold. Turns out that it wasn't my job that was slowly killing me, it was me. How did i come to this cheery conclusion? Because I moved 500 miles away and have a totally new and wholly different type of job and my stress level has never been higher and my body is completely falling apart. So I figure, if it's not the job, it must me me. Great I'm slowly killing myself and I don't know how to fix it. Now what?

June 13, 2008

Things that really annoy me

It's seriously obnoxious when people give you bad directions. For example, tonight I'm supposed to me a friend at "the Star bucks" in a city that i haven't been to in 6 months and barely knew then. And to clarify she specified "by the freeway and the Best Buy". Yeah really helpful as like 5 fee ways intersect here and I've not seen a Best Buy in the 6 times I've been to this city in my life! GRRR!!!!

June 12, 2008

Everything old is new again!

I know things have changed and become harder since i left Borders, but providing a spinning wheel is a bit muchimg00041

June 10, 2008

Every little weird

The lady sitting behind me at dinner is currently singing Bobby Brown's "Every little step" to her daughter in sync with the restaurant's background music. what's strange is threefold, that it's 2008 and this song is being played, that she knows every word and ooh ahh, and finally that the daughter is enjoying it. SoCal is a stupid place.

Ah crap, I'm a twit

Yeah, look to your right and you'll see my twitter feed. What is twitter? It's a completely retarded "mini-blog"/RSS text list that shows in short messages what's going on in my life. It's really that stupid. So why do I have it? Nick got it and I accidentally signed up to view his. So, I decided to try it out. And, while it's really stupid, it occurred to me that I could at least keep some content flowing this way even if it was 140 characters at a time.

It's all for you.

But, it could all go horribly wrong and be gone in a week. Either way.

June 09, 2008

New name, new direction, same pathetic lack of content

You may have noticed that the banner up top has changed names. "Blog-O-Load" is by no means the permanent new title (If you have ideas on that email me!) but I felt like it was time for a change. I really like blogging, contrary to evidence presented herein (although, as that evidence doesn't so much exist...okay, now my head hurts) But I feel like coming up with long winded diatribes is too taxing to my fragile brain. So, I'm moving in a new direction. Long-winded diatribes when the mood strikes, occasional reviews, and more random crap than you can shake a stick at. And hopefully, my fantastic new ability to blog on the go will add to the overall motif of "huh, he still has a blog? Weird." that I'm going for.

First up in my litany of odd that I hope to present on a semi-regular basis, is a fitting entry. I'm back after a long hiatus, and so are the New Kids on the Block. Both of these returns illicit the same response: "seriously, why? Life was moving along apace without you, don't rock the boat." Ah, but who are we to listen. Please enjoy (or try not to laugh too hard) at their video for the new single, which is probably being marketed as a "smash" even though no one's heard it, "Summertime". Warning, what follows features copious partial-Donnie Wahlberg nudity and not nearly enough partial-frankly anyone else nudity.

Welcome back kids!

Serious as a heart attack

May 15, 2008

I'm Back. Again.

 

Heh. I can now blog from my Blackberry. Will this make me update more? Will this make me more/less productive? Stay tuned! And enjoy this pic of a giant squirrel that lives next door

November 04, 2007

I HATE BEING SICK!!!!

That is all

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